Thursday, 15 November 2012

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

This post is dedicated to all those random douches who pass me on the street or sit next to me on public transportation and decide that it is their duty to tell me to smile.

First off, who the fuck are you? I see no reason for a man to be bold enough to approach a woman he does not know and command her to smile. Women are not fucking robots, we have other feelings and emotions than the one that evokes smiles.  Do you even have any idea why she is not smiling. Maybe she's ill, tired, angry because of something that happened. Maybe she just heard some bad news or is worried about some thing. Point is, you have no idea what is going on in this person's life, so don't be assume that you can be so insensitive and just walk up to somebody and tell them to put a smile on their face. For instance  I remember walking down the street while suffering from the most intense menstrual cramps, and this idiot passing me says, "Babygirl why you so serious? Smile nah!" That irritated the shit outta me. Here I am ready to pass out from the pain and this motherfucker tells me to smile. STEUPS.

Next thing, do you know how stupid the average person looks walking around with a smile plastered on their face? So do you really expect me to walk around like I'm in a toothpaste commercial? I would look crazy as fuck. You sure as hell aren't walking around with an idiotic smile on your face so why should I? And let's be honest, you'd probably try to get as far away as possible from me if I looked crazy. 



Sidenote: If "Smile nah" is your idea of a pickup line, then quite frankly I feel sorry for you. You obviously have no idea what you are doing. My deepest sympathies  go out to you sir. 

Moral of the story guys, next time you go out in public and feel the need to approach a strange woman and tell her to smile, please resist the urges and refrain from doing so.